The Terrible Two's
Last Laugh

Who will have the last laugh? Well, probably Miles and Niles. Right?

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The Terrible Two
Go Wild

School's out and pranksters Miles and Niles have retreated to a perfect hideout in the woods, complete with snacks, games, books...and a stolen flag of nearby Yawnee Valley Yelling and Push-Ups Camp. But their leafy, lazy days darken when bully Josh Barkin and fellow cadets vow to get their flag back. It's war, and as pranksters know, the real art of war is winning without landing a single blow.

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The Terrible Two
Get Worse

Miles Murphy and Niles Sparks are great at being terrible. Their pranks bring joy to their classmates and embarrassment to their nemesis: blowhard Principal Barkin. But one day, a scheme goes too far, and Principal Barkin ends up fired. The new principal (who is also named Principal Barkin) runs the school with an iron fist, out to destroy all signs of fun.

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The Terrible Two

Miles Murphy is known for one thing and one thing only: pranking. He’s the best prankster his school has ever seen. So when he’s forced to move to boring Yawnee Valley (also known for one thing and one thing only: cows), he assumes he’ll be the best prankster at his new school too. There’s one problem. The school already has a prankster — a good one. A really good one.

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Prankster Hall of Fame

Tabor

I filled my brother's room wall to wall with duck tape — I even covered his bed.

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No Matter Where You Go There We Are
Mac

Jory

Kevin

The three terrible minds that made The Terrible Two.

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The Terrible Two will soon be available in 29 languages, if you prefer not reading English (in which case, thank you for making an exception for this sentence).

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

WE TOLD YOU THERE WAS NOTHING TO SEE HERE. CLICK THE “X” UP THERE AND NOT THE ARROW BELOW.

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DON’T CLICK THE ARROW.

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STOP CLICKING THE ARROW.

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IF YOU CLICK THIS ARROW, SMOKE WILL COME OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET WILL EXPLODE.

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WELL DONE. YOU ARE FEARLESS. YOU MAY HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF FOR OUR SECRET PRANKING CLUB.

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MAYBE.

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FIRST YOU MUST SWEAR THE OATH.

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RAISE YOUR LEFT HAND. USE YOUR OTHER HAND (YOUR RIGHT ONE) TO CLICK THE ARROW.

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ARE YOU LEFT HANDED?

YES NO

NICE. CLICKING WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND CAN’T BE EASY.

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OK. JUST CURIOUS.

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IS YOUR LEFT HAND STILL RAISED?

YES NO

GOOD. THEN RECITE THE FOLLOWING:

On my honor I will do my best
To be good at being bad;
To disrupt, but not destroy;
To embarrass the dour and amuse the merry;
To devote my mind to japes, capers, shenanigans, and monkey business;
To prove the world looks better turned upside down;
For I am a prankster.
So be it.

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THEN RAISE IT! AND RECITE THE FOLLOWING:

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THERE’S NO TURNING BACK NOW.

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BUT YOU’RE NOT DONE YET.

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YOU STILL HAVE TO PRANK SOMEBODY.

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May we suggest prank calling Jon Scieszka, author of The Stinky Cheese Man and the Frank Einstein series, and first-ever National Ambassador of Children's Literature?