The Terrible Two’s Last Laugh

It's everybody's final year at Yawnee Valley Science and Letters Academy. Principal Barkin is trying his hand at pranks. Former Principal Barkin has returned, vowing to crush all pranskters. Josh Barkin is calling everybody a nimbus. And of course the Terrible Two are planning one more prank. Who will have the last laugh? Well, probably Miles and Niles. Right?

Who will have the last laugh? Well, probably Miles and Niles. Right?

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The Terrible Two Go Wild

School's out and pranksters Miles and Niles have retreated to a perfect hideout in the woods, complete with snacks, games, books, sleeping bags, stream-chilled lemonade...and a stolen flag of nearby Yawnee Valley Yelling and Push-Ups Camp. But their leafy, lazy days darken when bully Josh Barkin and fellow cadets vow to get their flag back. It's war, but one that pits nimble minds and hard fists; and as pranksters know, the real art of war is winning without landing a single blow.

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The Terrible Two Get Worse

"It was a golden age of pranking. And like any golden age, nobody knew it was happening until it was over..."

“Hilarious....Fast-paced and laugh-aloud funny, the book will appeal to a wide range of readers....
Quirky writing and colorful dialogue make the book an excellent read-aloud.”
— School Library Journal

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The Terrible Two

They're good at being bad.

“This book is terrible! Terribly funny, terribly full of pranks (and cows), and terribly wonderful.”
— Jon Scieszka, author of The Stinky Cheese Man and the Frank Einstein series

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Brooklyn Bridge

$999 (or best offer)

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